Fluoride, Fluoride, Fluoride, it works so well
My incisors and molars with plaque do smell
Jennifer likes a dentists touch, and her canines are all aglow
The Novocain still numbs, just like it did long ago
Oh, darling, hold you tooth brushes up, twist the cap round
Of you fluoride toothpaste now
Keep your molars alive, get your tartar control
Oh, baby, when you open you mouth things get hazy
Your bad breath could knock any man down, so low
Keep your molars alive, use your tartar control